Life is half spent before we know what it is.
George Herbert
Thursday, January 03, 2008
Thursday, December 20, 2007
That Sinking Feeling
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
An insightful quote about age
“Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.”--Victor Hugo
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Rueful laughs
Q: Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men, who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
from Bits & Pieces
A: Try a bookstore under fiction
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these".
from Bits & Pieces
Saturday, May 05, 2007
Walkable neighborhoods & depression risk linked: study
clipped from news.yahoo.com Living in a pedestrian-friendly Researchers found that among 740 older adults living in the Walkable neighborhoods have sidewalks, streets with safe if pedestrian-friendly neighborhoods do offer depression It could |
Suburban sprawl is not just an environmental issue; this study indicates that it is also mental health issue, particularly for men.
PAWS: pet project helps seniors, too
clipped from news.yahoo.com Living in a pedestrian-friendly Researchers found that among 740 older adults living in the Walkable neighborhoods have sidewalks, streets with safe if pedestrian-friendly neighborhoods do offer depression It could |
Heartwarming news for a change!
Side note: Ola Carlson, the elderly woman featured in this story, apparently led a wild life. Read the article for the racy details.
Side note: Ola Carlson, the elderly woman featured in this story, apparently led a wild life. Read the article for the racy details.
Sunday, January 21, 2007
Artful Aging? Let's hope so
The point of view expressed in this website is refreshing, and will hopefully help heal the psychological traumas some people experience when they realize they are no longer young in years or appearance.
Changing the American Style of Aging
Changing the American Style of Aging
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Friday, January 12, 2007
Reflection
It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
Samuel Johnson
Samuel Johnson
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